Welcome to my life.

inntricate:

♡He hurt me, but it felt like true love♡
amortizing:

I follow back everyone!

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

startingtofeellikehome:

sitting in silence with your best friend is actually really nice because youre together and youre just happy to be together even if the both of you are just scrolling through tumblr and twitter because you occasionally point something else to the other person and laugh and maybe talk but youre just comfortable and together and thats enough

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

lazypacific:

"What are you terrified of?"
emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

I’m really afraid to feel happy because it never lasts.

 Andy Warhol (via felicefawn)